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The man was invited to his friend's for dinner. All through the meal, the host kept calling his wife by all kinds of sweet names:" Darling," "Sweetheart," "Honey," "My Dear," etc... |
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One day, the boss asked one of her worker. "Do you believe in life after death ?". Yes, answered the worker. "Good", the boss said, "because after you left early yesterday to attend your grandfather's funeral, he dropped by to see you. " |
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Declaration of Independence |
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In a history class, the teacher asked Sam who had signed the Declaration of Independence. “I don't know, and I don't care” the boy replied rudely. Later the teacher called both the student and his father to his office and explained the son's bad attitude. “You must tell the truth” the father angrily told his son. “If you signed it, admit it!” |
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In arithmetic class, teacher called pupil answer his question. "I don't know." said the pupil. A teacher was angry and he said to a dull pupil: "When I was your age I could answer any question in arithmetic". "Yes" said the child," but you forget that you had a different teacher from the one I have" |
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Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? A: Lunch and supper. |
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